PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie s